Surprise Bitch
"I was homophobic. So God gave me three gay kids and told me to grow the hell up."

a kid went to the Museum of Modern Art and this was their amazing experience they wrote on a visiters card

fucked her brains out and she might pretend…to be in love, to be in love, to be in love…

(Source: bowery-blues, via mick1964)


“Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.”




There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

I recognize the council has made an apology, but given that it is a stupid ass apology, I have elected to ignore it.


thank you director fury

(via affocado)

teacher: y r ur eyes red
me: allergies
teacher: yea ur allergic to that dank ass kush
me: hell yea
teacher: hell yea